Current Events as a Fictional Story

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So much of the current George Floyd protests turned riots/looting is so suspicious, I thought I’d write it as a work of fiction.  Let’s see how I did:

Step 1:  Antifa and BLM folks have been busy, preparing for a ‘big deal’. They have laid low for months now.  They are gathering members across as many Blue State big cities as possible, knowing that the leadership of those cities are MUCH more likely to be sympathetic to their cause than Red State areas.  That, and Blue State big cities are hopelessly incompetently run, and have been for decades.

Step 2:  We (the Anti-Trump folks) have run out of other take-down methods.  We tried Stormy, Cohen, Russia, General Flynn, Ukraine, Impeachment, you name it.  We even tried to delay reopening the economy, shut down as a result of the COVID-19 virus, and THAT didn’t work.  The Red areas that are reopening are recovering their economies.  And if the economy even trends towards recovery, Trump is a shoo-in to be re-elected.  Nothing we do seems to damage Trump’s image.

Step 3:  What if we stage a ‘big deal’?  What if we create a second Mike Brown/Ferguson debacle?  Can we activate everyone in Step 1 to make it a nationwide destructive campaign?  Right on the heels of our gut-punch of the economy with the COVID-19 thing?

Step 4:  Let’s find a patsy.  He MUST be Black.  He MUST be in a liberal stronghold (Minneapolis is as solid as we can get).  Doesn’t matter his crime—in fact, let’s NOT make it a serious crime, or people won’t feel sorry for him.  I’ve got it!  Let’s have him attempt to pass a counterfeit $20 bill!  No one will get outraged over THAT, right? Let’s use George Floyd! He’s an easygoing dude, easy to generate sympathy for! Perfect!

Step 5:  Let’s find a dirty cop to run this deal.  They are surprisingly easy to find, even in MN.  This Derek Chauvin dude looks good—tons of prior history of roughing up people, and aggressive behavior.  Contact him.

Step 6:  Orchestrate the ‘outrage’.  Let Chauvin know where George will be trying to pass off the fake $20.  No one will think it unusual that a four-pack of patrol cops would respond to an unarmed dude trying to push a fake bill.  Here’s another plus:  put it in a congested area!  EVERYONE has cell phones, and they will film the hell out of this!  We’ll do it as ‘police brutality’!  All people across the US will be sympathetically outraged! Tell the folks in Step 1 to be ready to launch attacks nationwide!  Pre-stage those pallets of bricks to the hotspots we identified before—gotta have things to throw, right?

Step 7:  Oh great—George died while this setup was in place!  Wait!  That’s even better!  MORE anger than just ‘police brutality’!  Now we can couch it as ‘death by cop’!  NO ONE will think to do any research to find out that not only have cop deaths of Black folks DECREASED in the last decade, they won’t care that more White folks are killed by cops than Black, nearly every year!  No worries!

Step 8:  Rely on our sympathetic media to point fingers EVERYWHERE but at those that financed it!  I’ll bet we can even convince some morons that White Supremacists instigated it!  Where are those Proud Boys these days?  MAKE SURE we show scenes of violence to ‘innocent’ looters!  This is almost too easy!

Step 9:  Since we did this in Blue cities, we can rely on the Step 1 methodology.  I’ll bet some mayors and governors will BE WITH THE RIOTERS!  They will most certainly disarm or pull back all police, so our useful idiots will have free reign to destroy everything at will!  I’ll bet we can even burn a few churches in there!

Step 10:  No matter what reaction Trump has to this nonsense, MAKE SURE we somehow blame it all on him!  Hell, I bet we can say that he INSTIGATED the rioting!  Also tell the media:  it doesn’t work unless we can equate ‘protesting’ with ‘looting’ and ‘rioting’!  I’m sure our gullible public will fall for that nonsense, no matter how far-fetched it is!  This HAS to torpedo Trump’s popularity, doesn’t it? Maybe even enough to get a dolt like Biden elected?

So, how did I do?